New Years Resolutions for Opera Characters:
Salome- Ich vill nicht shtripen
Wotan- I will finally use birth control because I do not want any more noisy daughters. (Besides, I can't pronounce their names.)
Iago: I will act like a cutesy little Teddy Bear.
Tristan- I respect older people in the theatre with bladder problems so I will take only 10 minutes to die.
Violetta- I will only take the E flat in Sempre Libera if They triple my salary.
Andrea Chenier I will be calmer lest I lose my head.
Amfortas- I will stop being such a big baby and stop kvetching
Tosca- The next time I will NOT hit the trampolin.
Witch in Hansel and Gretel I will go on a total vegetarian diet
Lucia I will stop imitating that Australian girl and clean up my diction.
De Grieux The next dude who calls my girlfriend a hooker has to deal with me!
Falstaff OK, I will cut down on 10 pizzas a day to only 9.
Elsa I will mind my own business and stop asking people for their name.
OK...add more.............................Charlie (not even drunk)